Thousands of videos are poorly made. But only the most special among them have the perfect combination of ridiculant and ludicrazy to be considered Absoludicrous. Click here for an explanation of the Absoludicrous Rating System. NOTE: Some of these have videos from the old school Internet, so you'll need RealPlayer or the equivalent to watch them.

Fit Dogs: Pilates for Pooches Finally, a workout safe for your competitive dog's joints. Straight Up Lou Gossett Jr. gives a magic headband to TV's Chad Allen with all the powers of drug awareness. Learn the art of Dancing Dirty Erotic pelvic instructional video, featuring the music of SKEEEEN YAAAAH. MUSIGN Irony, high art, and madness collide when deaf people perform music (they think).

Mr. T's Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool The legendary sort-of self help entertainment extravaganza. Chair Dancing vs. Oxycise Two impossibly easy workout videos square off! More Absoludicrous Videos! Alyssa Milano's Teen Steam Video Game Secrets & Strategies Skip Rogers: World Video Game Champion