What? Your mouth was too small to eat it? You don't have to put the whole god damn thing in at once, idiot. Use your teeth. You know, if you haven't knocked them all out trying to eat your pudding without taking it out of the can. Seanbaby: I know the word insane gets thrown around lightly when we're talking about these things. But I don't want you to think I'm just being cute when I say this is completely fucking insane. If this comic was a person, he would skin you, eat you, and wear you. Mr. Fish: This ad is called the Fruit Pie Scene? What the hell's that? There's no fruit pie scene. There's no fruit pie night life. You're not going to find some club filled with hipsters snapping their fingers and nibbling on pie. "The Fruit Pie Scene" is one hungry guy walking to the store and buying a bag of snacks. That guy's not hip. He's a fatass with a cavity. "What's going down in the fruit pie scene, daddy-o?" "Um... at the AM/PM, a whole shipment of them got smashed, so they're only 79 cents" Dr. Doom: Doom admits even his likeable and irresistable mind cannot make sense of this shrinking / de-shrinking madness. However he thinks that perhaps instead of Dr. Resol, the bearded ape should make his name something even more descriptive. Doom suggests Dr. Drater, or Dr. Tihspid.