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![]() Shan plays with Reader Babe, Witch Hazel sometimes. In fact, Hazel took the nude picture of Shan to the right. Don't email them asking for pictures of them making out, though. I already tried. Lots of times. You'll just have to be happy with the sneeze porn, Internet psychos. |
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![]() It is with great pride that I take my place on this website, alongside such esteemable company as James H. Vipond, Miguel Roya, Witch Hazel (my pre-op transsexual lawyer buddy), and Pamela Lee giving her erstwhile hubby a greasy-haired blowjob. Here is a quickie bio, to get people masturbating wildly.... Name: The ShanMonster Occupation: Sneeze queen, bellydancer, gamer geek, and industrial DJ Talents: Can balance D4s on one point, a spoon on my nose, dance wildly with a broomstick on my head, and can stand on one foot without wobbling Turnons: Chickens, bizarre Dutch porn, dancing pigeons Turnoffs: Liver, cocoanut, decapitation Favourite medieval torture device: Heretic's fork Visit Shanmonster's Super Page Back to the Reader Babes Page |