Special Morning Talk Show Edition of the Super Theater: A young lady named Hawkgirl is on the show today, and she's going to give us tips on how to dress your friends from across the room! Isn't that going to be something? I've seen that girl! She's got these "hawk instincts" that let her fling a belt right around your waist from almost twenty feet away! Can you believe it? It takes me five minutes to get a belt on, and I still sometimes miss a loop! Maybe it's because you don't have Wonder Woman's 10 inch waist. What is that girl's secret, girlfriends? And what's UP with Viagra? Ha ha ha.... oh we're having too much fun this morning.