if a villain has a mop or a sponge, zan is fucked. Jayna, Zan, and the monkey were pretty much the only Super Friends "gathered together from the cosmic reaches of the universe." It's cute to have mascots. Firemen have dogs, baseball teams have chickens, and hookers always travel with space parrots, but the Super Friends send the damn monkey on missions. Firemen never hand the hose to their dalmation and say, "Go save the babies, boy!" The stunning Wonder Twins origin! No, you guys can't have a Wonder Motorcycle. But jupiters, Batman! How will we get to the troubled teens in time? I don't know. Turn into something that flies. Just get out of my face. What about Zan? Water can't fly! God damn it. Here's a bucket. Let the monkey carry him.