"Batman to Superman: The Legion of Doom's beam has turned everyone on the Earth into Bizarros and Cheetahs!" "Superman to Batman: Weird. I guess I'll go start taking off everyone's Cheetah hats." "Batman to Superman: No wait. Our mini Bat-Computer tells us the only way to fix everything is to grab the satellite and shake it a little bit." "Superman to Batman: Maybe that means you should take in your 'mini Bat-Computer' for repairs. Shake the satellite a little bit... you damn idiot."