After Bizarro put the Super Friends in a video game, Samurai was their only hope of escape because his patriotic passion for video games gave him an incredible knowledge of them. For example, he was smart enough to know that if you blow up an arcade game, it stops working. Samurai: "A good samurai not only knows the ancient customs of Japan; he knows the modern customs as well." It's true. Even ninjas need to get their Playstation merit badge before their ancient blind masters give them their first throwing stars. |