Effectiveness: 2/10 "You sure can learn a lot from us elders! Why, Mr. Lightfoot is an Indian! And Mr. Floyd there collects cans. Old Mrs. Trout pees when you tickle her! And watch out for Mr. Brown! He's not elderly at all, is a convicted sex offender in 27 states, and four of them are this one! As for me, call me 'Doc!' I eat the medicine that keeps these people well. Are you going to name those pants? I'm their vice president."