Effectiveness: 5/10 I can still get hungry in the face of racism, I guess. Though it's too bad for that soldier that "wheaties" is Japanese slang for "child boy whore." And actually, if you move the accent to the first syllable, it means "a trick child boy whore" that looks like a can of peanuts but actually shoots poisonous snakes when you open him. Man, how did we ever win that war? Oh yeah... Great, now nothing's funny anymore. Thanks a lot, nuclear holocaust!