I never really wondered what Meatloaf thought about while he was on stage. But now that I know it's things like "Special Olympians are the real heroes," I plan on spending a lot more time doing it. "Thanks for coming out tonight, super hero and preteen audience! (this audience must never know that firemen are nature's way of saying thanks. Or that a rapist can turn a sunshine day into a rape day.) Good night, Cleveland!"