I'm glad at least he feels like a kid, because every innocent boy who saw him, cackling from the pages of a comic book in control top panties, just had to grow up real fast. Here's where they really screwed up, though: when you're selling me underwear out of a comic book: MAKE IT CLEAR TO ME THERE IS NO RETURN POLICY WHATSOEVER. I don't want any chance of getting a second hand girdle from some sloppy guy's dissatisfied balls. Your support belt will arrive in 9 to 10 weeks and may have previously been crushing a comic book reader's gut and balls into a yeasty nightmare. Offer invalid in 49 states. Sorry, Tennessee!