Part 12: Brick Blasta, Mother Fucker!
Two of Closeout Software's hottest titles for 2000: Brick Blasta and Arcade Games.

Right: Somewhere far away from the E3 basement, Sean gets a General Lee tattoo from a chick dressed like Daisy Duke. Seanbaby: "I couldn't tell what the hell she was saying with that fake accent. I didn't know if she wanted me to help drive her truck for some moonshinin' run or just to escape revenuers. But if I knew she only wanted to give me a tattoo, I still probably would have done it. You might have noticed that I have a lot of rules about women, and one of them is if your shorts are short enough, you can paint whatever you want on me. Here's another one: if you aren't hot, you only get to eat spiders."

Mark: "Brick Blasta look hype, E!  Sometime I write a letter to Microsoft axin them when they gonna program a version of Breakout fo a shtraight-up shtreet nigga like me.  Shit, I don' wanna break no damn bricks.  But I will blast a motherfucka.  Don' matta if you a busta ass nigga or a brick - you in mah way, I pull out mah biscuit an' you gonna git blasted.  But I never got a response.  I guess maybe someone was reading my email after all.  I hope they remembered to make a linux version."

Erik: "Arcade Games looks good too."



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