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Stupid Messages
Opinions are like the elderly. Once they get stupid and helpless enough, they all get put in a special home. And that's what this section is - a special home for the helpless and stupid messages.
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Hot Sexy Messages
This is where one of us started talking about sex or Wonder Woman for no good reason.
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Website Discussion
Some of you write in to talk about the website I make, instead of the less popular Seanbaby Fruit Preserve created with old-time values and good-hearted ingredients.
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Educational Messages
If by the end of the message you've learned something about me, the Internet, or the human spirit, it gets put in this section.
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I'm a Fucking Retard Messages
If you think I'm insane or stupid, this is the section where you'll find proof. I don't know if it's because of alcholic binges or sleep deprivation, but I don't remember typing most of these.
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Special Guestbook Events
Featuring responses from Wonder Woman villains, Canada's Best Karate, and the now world-famous Rollerdrome Dance and Figure Club Members.
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Responses Where I Was Helped
Sometimes I need help responding to all this shit. But most times it comes from fictional characters or insanities I have that no one's bothered to name yet.
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Hate Mail
A lot of you people seem to get really upset I'm making a website, and tell me you hate me. And I hate you little fuckheads too.
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Miscellaneous Messages
I already had a category for when I was stupid and one for when you people were stupid. Somehow these entries didn't fit into either one.
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