Celebrating Independence like a Bad Motherfucker: Homemade Fireworks Not as safe as it sounds. America Rules: Homemade Fireworks Part 2 I rally liberty by cooking a foreign mystery feast, and then begins an explosive patriotism competition. The Internet Film Laser Squad's Top 100 Funniest Films of All Time The massive and unfinished team-critique of the AFI's list by the same name. Ultimate Article: Erik Wolpaw and I Write it. The Secret Service detains me, Jerry Bruckheimer's exploitation of black wackiness is examined, and adventures are chosen by you. Robopocalypse! A collection of articles detailing our death at the hands of robot hands. Featuring Phil Collins. Reader Mail Start your journey of Seanbaby.com reader discovery! Christian madmen! Insane fan-submitted comics! Guestbook Greatest Hits! E3 2000 and E3 2001 When the games of the future were in 2000 and 2001, Erik and I touched them. The Original Stupid Page One of the first pages I ever Internetted. A touching examination of the stupid exploring both gay rodeos and puppets.

THE ANCIENT REMAINS OF THE ORIGINAL NES PAGE Useless Power-Ups Congratulation! Awards Mega Man Characters Ninja Gaiden River City Ransom Wally Bear and the NO! Gang The Nation that Freaked Out In the fallout of 9-11, panicked Americans flipped out in many different directions. Who would have known we were such total spazzes? Why We're Sarcastic Some theories on why we're dicks, and why you're sure everyone is dumber than you no matter who you are. Chicken Head McDonald's served someone an entire fried chicken head, which was sort of a dream come true to someone with a comedy news website. Austrian Artist Explodes Cow Nossing changes ze artistic landscape like 800 pounds of ze flying, detonated beef. MTV's Jackass Upsets Morons, Pussies Before 9-11, our nation panicked through the aftermath of a much smaller crisis: the original Jackass series. Women vs. Scary Nike Commercial - October 16th, 2000 Afghanistan's Lovable National Sport: Buzkashi - February 20th, 2002 Science Tales of Horror - December 11th, 2001 Dipshits File Lawsuits - October 15th, 2001 Parents Sue Video Games - May 15th, 2001 Oregon Christians Rally Against Gay School Children - October 26th, 2000 Coffee Drinkers Sue Common Sense. Again. - September 13th, 2000 Pope vs. Gays - July 12th, 2000 Panda Porn. Seriously, Doctors in China are Making Panda Porn. - April 25th, 2000 Temptation Beach vs. a Book About Retarded People- January 15th, 2001 Children Suspended for Pointing - April 12th, 2000 Drunk Man Explodes Himself, Sues Alcohol Salesmen - March 9th, 2000 Racism vs. 80's Television Trading Cards - January 17th, 2000 Fat Chicks in Litigating Party Hats - Dec. 23rd, 1999 Pro Wrestling Toy Preaches a Message of Murder - Nov. 8th, 1999 Cloning Bonanza! - Feb. 21st, 2000 Alaska Just Says No With New Future Airport Device - Nov. 27th, 1999 Hugh Downs vs. the Mummy - May 30th, 2000 Skanks: Supreme Court Finds Your Nipples, Vaginas Illegal to View - March 30th, 2000 Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire? - Feb. 29th, 2000 1999 - Year in Review Lakes win NBA Finals. NOW! LAKER FANS SMASH!!! - June 21st, 2000 Twinkie Shortage! World in Panic! - March 22nd, 2000 The Most Convenient Way for You to Abandon Your Babies. - March 13th, 2000 Fuck You, UNICEF - Dec. 14th, 1999 Rock Musician Not Really Star of Land of the Lost - Sep. 26th, 1999 Babies at New Low Prices - Sep. 11th, 1999 Bear... EXPLODES! - Aug. 29th, 1999 Junk Mail Charity Governors Draw Little Monsters, Children Get Smarter - Aug. 8th, 1999 Midgets Start Conquest With Portland, Oregon - July 5th, 1999 Tokyo Attacked by Radioactive Birth Control Pill - June 8th, 1999 Jesse's Got a Gun - Feb. 11th, 1999 Me vs. Congress Over Future Toilets - July 17th, 1999 and Congress Responds Older Stuff

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